Monday, July 24, 2006

M for Malakas

Perhaps it is the most famous (or should I say popular) word Greek word around the world. It tends to be synonym of the word Greek. Its reputation has surpassed even "souvlaki", "tzatziki", "kalimera".
I spend around 10 days in Athens, which was filled with foreign tourists. Everytime I went out to the Mesogeion Avenue (a main Avenue in Athens) there was a fight held or a dangerous traffic violation or for no reason the word Malakas had been floating around the air and enter violently through our ears.
The official explanation of this word is that malakas is someone who masturbates a lot, or someone who does stupid things all the times. But its meaning is not stable. It basically changes its meaning through the phrases it is used. Even the Greek- Orthodox church uses the word, when a baby is baptised, the priest blesses it to protect it from "every sickness and malakia ( bad things to happen)"
I personally diasgree with the extended use of this word, since there more interensting words in order to offend someone like : Μαχλεπης, κολυγος, πομωνα, κλειδοκαργινιαρης, λινατσα etc.
There is some variety in the use of the word in phrases.Here is a list with the common phrases and some explanations:
-Τι λεει ρε μαλακα; (wassup)
-Σταματα να μαλακιζεσαι (Stop wasting your time)
-Τι εκανε ο μαλακας; (admiration or insult depending on the action of the offended)
-Γαμω την μαλακία μου (I Fuck my sperm (!))
-Τιγκα στην μαλακία ειναι (He does stupid things all the time)
To sum up if someone calls you malaka dont get offended immediatly, stop and thing what you did...
C U!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

YAAFM... Yeah right, like you are better...

YAAFM: You Are A Freakin' Morron.
You can find these cartoons here
Most of them are not only offensive but also dangerous. E.g. the Muslim episode where calls all Muslims Morrons, and also show many of the "Mohammed Drawings"
Everybody is free to write anything on the Net, but what happens when people are killed because of that?
About 2-3 months ago an Italian Minister wore a t-shirt with one the these so-called "Drawings"
and the next day, 4 people were killed by the rage of the Muslims.
I don't support censorship in any way but I would be happy if some people realised where the limits are. Some people are offended by some things, and I think that the people that made those cartoons would be offended if I say something bad for their country, why do they keep provoking?
Would it be nice if Muslims made fun of Jesus? NO!
So STOP BEING MORRONS you God-Damn pieces of crap in ZipperFish...
Make smart and right critisism, not some cheap and dangerous, ill-tempered comments...
ZipperFish - You are Freakin' MORRONS!

The PC-User's Guide to the Galaxy - Don't Panic!

Ah! July the warmest month of the year.
Let's say that everybody goes on vacation. When you leave you leave your PC open to download your favourite movie. BUT when you return OMG! the PC won't enter Windows!
What am I doing now?
Call the technician: No, he is on vacation.
Send back the PC to the company where you bought it? No, I need it tomorrow.
So Formatting the disk is the only thing left.
Before your PC is damaged like that do a back-up every month, or every day if your profession is PC-based.
Always keep your Windows copy near. Also make a DVD with your essentials programs.
Then you should be able to do a tough job on your own.
May this article never be useful to you...

Monday, July 10, 2006

M$ and you

Sometimes I think that there are companies that challenge us to write posts like that.
Why am I saying that? Check this out
To sum up, Microsoft sends a CD with a virus, with the label: "ALL the software you asked for. Serials Nums included"
I think that M$ is trying to get an unfair revenge to the piracy.
Let me tell you some things before I continue.
Whenever you log on to your m$ OS, m$ knows it.You cannot do anything about that, no matter how hard you try.
Whenever you open Media Player, m$ receives money from your clicks.
Whenever you add a downloaded mp3 in your library knows it.
Whenever you GOD Damn press a button M$ Freakin' KNOWS IT!
SO WHY THE FUNK SENDS A VIRUS CD TO "HACKERS" WHEN THE COMPANY HACKS EVERYONE???
Lets say that you actually bought XP, what do you get? An OS full of viruses WITH the tolerance of M$.
"Yeah but it is so easy to use them" -NO NO NO! Its not easier than Linux or Unix or anything else. Lets say you want to install a program. You need to open setup.exe, then click about 10 times, then when the program is installed, you restart your PC and then try to make it suit in your needs. Time approximatelly 10 minutes.
In other OS you compile them,install, and then fit it in your needs. Time 5 minutes.
why? because you do not reboot for small programs.
I didn't mention of course if you need :WInRAR, Net Frameworks, win installers 3.11.22.5.5.6.6.3.2.65.7.8. or crap like that that are NOT included with your expensive OS.
To sum up: M$ sucks, not for its OS but for its policy to keep the OS in such a bad version. Nothing usefull, you need about 500 mb of downloads in oreder to get your PC working properly.

Weird AL hits the net!

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